Face Fan

Me: They need to invent a face fan.

Drew: Isn’t that what you have?

Me: NO! I mean one permanently stuck to your face.

Drew: That’s a good idea.

Me: I have all my best idea’s at night.

What Animal

Lying in bed because I can’t sleep, I turn to Drew.

Me: Think of an animal that resembles you.

Drew: How about a mule?

Me: Like a Jackass? *laughs hysterically*

Drew: yeah, so I can kick you.

Me: ….

Swear Jar

Okay, so I have this major problem of swearing at home. So to solve this problem I decided a while back to make a “Swear Jar” to help and remind me not to do it. Needless to say it somewhat helped. However after a while I began to cheat. See I ran out of coins to put in it so I would take one out and then put it back in. Drew caught me and said that doesn’t count. I couldn’t help it WE WERE OUT OF COINS! Clearly it didn’t help in the long run. Plus I took all our change to the bank to have it processed.

(´ヘ｀;) MUHAWHAHWAW.

Anyone want to contribute to this issues? No? Okay…

Exercise

My brain is like, “Today I’m going to exercise,” my body’s response, “HAHA that’s hilarious.”
No Motivation WHAT so ever, I think it is because I don’t have a gym membership. We currently can’t afford one. I could go to the Asbury Gym daily, except that is a 30 minute drive back and forth. I do have exercise videos, but after a while you get to know the lines, the music becomes lame, and you can basically predict the next move resulting in repetition and no desire to repeat it. -_- Plus I use the excuse NOW that it is cold, no one wants to run in 9 degree weather…or 32…etc.
Any suggestions?

P.s Her kicks (in the drawing) are pretty awesome

Are you sleeping?

Was on a phone call with my friend. My husband has this random habit of disappearing to go to bed. I pulled the phone away to yell:

Me: HUSBAND ARE YOU SLEEPING?

*Silence*

Kristen: Well he sure isn’t now…

Nope…he most certainly wasn’t. ｡◕ ‿ ◕｡

Six views

Talking to Drew about Blog: Look I got six views!…. wait… is that just me?(つд｀)

Demon Ants

I have never liked ants. It all started when I turned over a giant rock in Arizona and fire ant’s crawled all over me. ಠ_ಠ I faced a carpenter ant in my dorm room at IWU…and ants crawling all over my bed. Recent was at my friend’s house, I set my phone down, went to pick it up AND THEY WERE INSIDE OF IT! *shivers* Forever haunted.

Follower

Me: Hey Look I have one follower, MYSELF! (^▽^)

It’s gonna get to my head.

Drew: …ಠ_ಠ

Smoke

Drew: Man that car took off fast.

Me: Oh, I was watching the smoke come out it’s butt.

Cat butt

I think I just saw a cat butt hanging out the tv.